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To get to intercourse PA we gotta pass near Blue Balls PA >w>,

sounds like a paradox xD you shouldn't have blue balls if you're heading for intercourse...wait, it's the opposite

he needs intercourse to get rid of his blue balls owo hehe

anyway .. PA has some strange ass pervy names x'D and my aunt elsie.. THE MOST PERVY AUNT I GOTS! (especially when she's drunk which is like 24/7) LIVES THERE! >:D

A-HA!
I bet that says something about dragoness too... o3o

You would think we are making this stuff up, but sadly, we are not.
-shakes head-

-has photos of the 'welcome to intercourse' town sign- >w>,

not made up at all x'D sadly..

any way dk is off to bed ovo

Goodnight, DK!
Have sweet dreams!

I've been to Toad Suck, Arkansas lol

Now I want to see those pictures and save them to my own album XD

xD If you want I can post them later

Here I don't think I've been to weird places... maybe Ducks? but it's not that weird.

found them! OwO

-sends these in a text message trying to flirt, they don't get it-

XD

x'D oh gosh.. haha x'D

'formerly cross keys'

formerly a decent town name

So, last night I posted on facebook:



Take note that the comment section is empty.. and yet this was in my email:



1. I didn't know that hoping for enough Christmas Money was the same as BEGGING.

2. She knows I can't go out and get a job for many different reasons. one reason is that I take care of my mother who is mentally and physically disabled! another reason is, I don't have a car, no car, no job... NO JOB NO CAR!

3. In a way I do have a fucking job with Casting Call Club! I mean i may not make much, but hey I do earn SOME with the voice acting!

I'm in fucking tears right now.. I hate my aunts.