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*walks in like she owns the place, wearing a frilly dress and a shiny, gem-encrusted tiara*

the Princess of the Universe has arrived. Fetch me a drink, someone.

what the

you! Fetch me a drink. Glass of wine perhaps?

Uhm what, who even are you?

why, how dare you! I'm the princess of the universe!

Yeah, okay, that's no universe I've ever been to.

*scoffs*

fine, then I'll get my own drink.

*rummages through the liquor cabinet*

*The floor rises from under the 'Princess of the Universe' and grabs a drink for her...after accidentally causing the Princess to trip*

*drops several bottles of liquor, which crash and spill all over the floor, as the floor rises up and tips her over*

whaaaaa...!

-security raises an eyebrow and decides to let the built-in security measures do their work-

-continues coughing and tapping from outside-

*shoving all the fancy silverware into her purse*

no respect for your princess! Your superiors will be hearing about this.

*opens the window to let chocobo in*

alley-oop!

*jumps out the window*

-crawls in and lays limply on the floor coughing and letting water soak into the carpet-

Quiet! I think the commoners are revolting! We have to burn our records! Should I prepare the suicide pills?! D:

And as to you! Yes you, anarchists and vandals, I have but one thing to say!

*adjusts pelican mask*

*adopts defiant pose*

L'État, c'est moi! Vive la tyrannie!

Vandals! Visigoths! OUT!

*points dramatically at the door*

FLUFFY!



*Slams gates closed*