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I can drink blood to become stronger, but it has to be sugar free.

I can build whatever I want, but they always become mechanical toy gorillas

I can bring life to models, but their legs always fall off.

I can transform to animals, but my strength stays the same

I can imitate voices at will, but they all sound Middle-Eastern.

I can call on a Kaiju for help, but only at noon

I can amass swarms of bats, but only in highly lit areas.

* can fire energy projectiles, but only from my nose

I can see the future, but can't do anything to stop it.

I have the ability to hover, but not over water.

i can see into the future, but only about 3 seconds into it

I can teleport, but only to this one city in Poland.

can come back from the dead, if i die somewhere in michigan

I can control electronics, but they have to constantly be connected to the internet.

i can move objects with my mind, but only if they weigh exactly 11.4 ounces

I can throw other people's mother-in-law with dead-eye accuracy, but only if I've had their meatloaf.