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hell, even lemons would be better.

i'd appreciate it if we could replace the PM with a fuckin lemon.

In addition to being stabable just like apples (and I guess lemons) the average politician goes bad and begins to rot from the inside out rather quickly.

They're more poisonous than apples tho
like the cyanide to deliciousness is the direct opposite

can we petition to get old bojo replaced with a lemon? X''D

Why are y'all getting so upset with the lemons? Lemons make fish taste 10x's better. Good for lemonade. Have you ever tried squirting lemon into someones eyes? Great entertainment if you can run fast enough!

nah, fam. lemons are great, it is boris johnson that we take umbrage with


also i got chastised for calling my junk 'wee boris johnson' apparently the fact that it looks disheveled and noone wants to see it in public is not sufficient for calling it that x''D

I figured. Just feel bad for the lemons to be dragged into this.
I was also a bit confused as to what PM stood for. Thought y'all talking Canada and was softly shaking my head.

prime minister X''D

think i'd take cyanide over the current PM.

did you know that cucumbers contain enough cyanide to kill a cockroach, and still be safe for us to eat?

Have you guys heard that song, "Lemon Tree" by Peter, Paul and Mary?

I personally, love lemons!

Can't believe cockroaches survive an atomic bomb but not cucumbers

I've never even seen a real life cockroach before!!!! :O

At least, not IRL

But I really don't want to see one either!

I remember map colors. If I recall correctly though, magic markers was a brand of markers and so like kleenex just became the name

Pfft, cucumber? I don't buy it.
Cockroaches are goddamn superheroes. They can tolerate 900 times their own weight, their tolerance to insectizide increases with every generation, they can breathe through their body and don't even need their head to survive. Why on earth would cucumber be their kryptonite?!

Not cucumber, just the cyanide xDD

Ava, never come to Brazil then xDDD

Oof!

Mom told me that in Hawai'i they have huge cockroaches in the summer ;-;
There's giant beetles here in Los Angeles and I can't stand them...

Strangely, though, I could never kill them D: