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Randy expressed his agreement with a Schickelgruber war cry, a loud screech that rattled windows several blocks away.

Kurt wiped the blood from his chin with the back of his hand, "I'm going to kill you one day..."

"Wouldn't have it any other way," Randy panted, aroused on all fronts. He glanced toward the shop window and nodded to B, who was looking quite afraid and miserable as she prayed that the pause meant the fight was over. "But not today, sug'."

Kurt's demeanor instantly changed and without a backward glance he ran to B to see if she was alright.

Randy saluted Kurt with the hand which still had the appropriate fingers, then turned and headed for the nearest secluded spot in which to tend to himself. Tending to his wounds could wait a few more minutes...

B was shaking, tears staining her cheeks. She shied away from Kurt when he neared her. "Why were you both laughing?" she wanted to know.

"Because war is a game for us, a deadly game but a game and I will win one way or another or I will die trying," said Kurt.

B took a deep breath as she attempted to calm herself. She had begun to wonder what she'd gotten into by becoming involved with Kurt, and after what she had seen that day, she was even beginning to wonder whether it was a good idea for her to remain involved with him. She loved Kurt, but she didn't like his and Randy VIII's "game" one bit.

"He does not own me, I have to prove that to him, it's the only way he'll ever let me be free," said Kurt with a sigh, his energy evaporating, "If he would just leave...."

"He... he's not going to leave... is he?" B sniffed and looked at him. "Would you be happy if he did?"

"If he left I could move on with my life, I would have my freedom, what could make me happier than that?" Kurt asked whistfully.

"I don't know," B said softly. "Let's just go home now..."

Kurt nodded, "I'm sorry you had to get caught up in this...but it's likely to continue until one of us wins. If you want out of this relationship now...I'll understand,"

B paused, but decided against saying anything. It seemed awful to leave Kurt alone at a time like this. Maybe things would get better...

Things seemed to die down, as long as Randy didn't come near Kurt, Kurt was content to tend his garden, do his job and spend time with B.

Of course, Randy VIII did not leave Kurt alone entirely. But he was not the only thing that Kurt had to contend with in Kenny. There were also Pac-fairies, and one day they saw fit to change him in a very notable way...

Kurt rushed into his house, "B! OH B! It's terrible! Look at me!" he opened his coat and showed his wife his chest, which now sported two small, rather flat, breasts.