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No matter what brought you in, now you're all here to party ^^
*orders the minions of darkness tits to serve fruit punch and mulled wine*

*heats up the mulled Wine* Gluwine has a special place in my heart. Aka It is tasty

...and the perfect holiday beverage ^^

Yesssss a lot of people in the US dont drink it unless they have been to Germany.

Send them all to Germany then!
What better reason to get a break from Trump? ^__^

Sign me up! When are we leaving?

Grab a plane tonight and you could be here right in time for the holidays :P

My passport is expired. :(

That... could be a problem.

How small are you able to curl up? Maybe I can grab a large suitcase and smuggle you over the border by train.

I never get to travel out of country and they cost 110 bucks! >.< I wanna get it renewed so we can travel but I can't afford to unless I know I have an actual leave the country date.

Uhh... not very... >.> Gimme a few months to lose some weight and get more flexible.

As you wish! ^^

You may be late for Christmas then, but I'm sure there's other holidays we can interest you in. Or a trip to the beach with iced tea and pizza. What do you like on your pizza?

I'm very good on just being out of the US during non-holiday times lol. I like any kind og vegetable on my pizza... just so long as it isn't something really off the wall like celery.

Maybe I should brush up on my German...

Well then, let's start with some vegetables ^^

corn: Mais
bell pepper: Paprika
onions: Zwiebel
beans: Bohnen
eggplant: Aubergine
champignon: Champignon
cucumber: Gurke

I actually knew some of those already haha. I took German in high school and was not the worst... I just haven't spoken any in nearly a decade so I don't remember much.

D..do you guys put Mais, Bohnen und Gurken auf Pizza?

Ah, cool!

Mais and Bohnen, yes. I have only seen Gurken on a pizza once and I thought it was weird, but I don't judge other people's tastes, so there's that.

Yes! Time to party!
-puts on dance music-