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Music piracy has been a thing for a very long time -- so long, in fact, that there's a storage medium that's perfect for music pirates: the CD-Arrrr.

oh god

- After years of trying, Doctors decided to try 10 puns on their coma patients to see if they'd react or wake.

Did any of them work?

- No pun in ten did.

Damn I have another pun I can't do two in a row can I

Sure you can do two in a row -- though I did the "no pun in ten did" back on page one.

But if you don't want to, I can put a joke in here. It's not a pun, but it's still fun.

Once, a young scholar named Marta
Misclicked as she browsed on Encarta.
Instead of King Midas
She found Leonidas,
Who said "Phrygia? Madam, THIS IS SPARTA!"

1.) Do people still remember Encarta?

2.) What’s the... form of that poem? There’s... another word, not form... meter? I can’t remember.

Form IS actually the word you were looking for. It's a limerick.

@CodaHighland: I'm salty.
@CodaHighland: And so is my dinner.
@CodaHighland: My salt grinder exploded while I was trying to season it. >_<
@TheBiggerFish: Oof
@TheBiggerFish: Also oh god stealth pun
@CodaHighland: That's stealth...?
@TheBiggerFish: Yes. Because you only revealed it was a pun after you made it.
@CodaHighland: Seems we have differing definitions of what constitutes a stealth pun.
@TheBiggerFish: Like, the context for its punniness was only obvious after you said the thing.
@CodaHighland: Yeah, but that was part of the initial delivery. A stealth pun to me is one that doesn't look like it was meant to be a pun.
@Snowfire: @CodaHighland it appears that your definition is on some shaky ground
@Snowfire: Ba-dum-tiss
@CodaHighland: See, THAT'S a stealth pun. XD
@CodaHighland: ... oh geez there's TWO of them. XD Well done
@Snowfire: Seems highly in need of some good resolution
@CodaHighland: Blah, my stomach isn't totally happy now... I tried my best to scoop out all of the excess salt. But there was still a bit too much.
@Snowfire: <3
@CodaHighland: ... Another one? XD
@Snowfire: The solution's quite basic
@CodaHighland: Ba-tums-dish?
@Snowfire: Bad tum's dish
@CodaHighland: Oh, because Tums are basic. Also they relieve upset digestion. It's pretty good advice really, I'll go get some.
@Snowfire: I mean, the real way to deal with the mineral problem is to dissociate.
@Snowfire: It's just too neutral otherwise.
@CodaHighland: Keeping my ion you...
@Snowfire: Be careful with that gaze, you never know when it might turn charming. It's quite strange.
@CodaHighland: Quarky humor there
@Snowfire: Can never know when your bottom is up
@CodaHighland: I'll come out on top
@Snowfire: Then fall down
@Snowfire: Off the planck, as they say
@CodaHighland: Can't you just feel the chemistry in this channel?
@Snowfire: There's a lot of momentum
@CodaHighland: A few light jokes and we're all racing off
@Snowfire: Just keeps on accelerating
@CodaHighland: c what I mean?
@Snowfire: That was just tachyon'd
@Snowfire: (tacked on)
@CodaHighland: (oh, thought you were saying it was tacky)
@Snowfire: That too :V
@CodaHighland: Little too fast there
@Snowfire: Just add more power
@CodaHighland: Watt?
@Snowfire: Ohmy
@CodaHighland: I must resist!
@Snowfire: I feel like the mechanics here are getting a little too complicated.
@Snowfire: But we're just in such a super position
@Snowfire: Have to be careful though
@Snowfire: It might collapse
@CodaHighland: What, coming out of left field? That's out of hand.
@Snowfire: We are both going to hell for this
@CodaHighland: We should have the channel vote to see who won in an electron.
@CodaHighland: Hell? That's plane wrong.
@Nero: expires
@CodaHighland: Spoiled.
@CodaHighland: Do you mind if I share the transcript with the puns thread on another site?
@Snowfire: Do it
@Snowfire: Just remember to keep it all together.
@Snowfire: The exchange was so charged it might just fly apart
@CodaHighland: Come now, we're on the same side and you aren't repelling me.
@Snowfire: This seems to be quite the polarising topic
@Snowfire: Might want to alternate instead of being so direct
@Snowfire: Then again, you can always volt against that sort of thing.
@CodaHighland: Currently I'm just formatting the logs
@CodaHighland: Coming down to the wire, as it were
@CodaHighland: If I transform it right I can amp it up
@Snowfire: Then fire off a whole battery at once.
@CodaHighland: That's a positive idea
@Snowfire: Even if it's transistory.
@TheBiggerFish: Shocking.
@CodaHighland: It's worth the switch
@Snowfire: Seems rather physical
@Snowfire: Wouldn't want to force the issue
@CodaHighland: I'll touch base with the collector.
@CodaHighland: It's dope.
@Snowfire: What about the potential?
@CodaHighland: I'm just hoping for an equal reaction.
@CodaHighland: The thread should appreciate the new ton of jokes.
@Snowfire: Be careful with the mass transfer
@Snowfire: Wouldn't want it to be too aggressive
@Snowfire: These are weighty matters, after all.
@CodaHighland: I'm a good driver. I won't go off the rails.
@Snowfire: It's better to keep a few ounces of sense on your side
@Snowfire: The scales would tip over otherwise
@CodaHighland: I'm American. If I need a pound of cents I'll need you to send them.
@Snowfire: Eu'ro it
@CodaHighland: You can put it on my bill; I'm not a quack
@Snowfire: I'm sure we can find a way to some sort of equivalent exchange

True story here:

Went to the dentist this morning to have a deep cleaning.

They had country music playing. It should have been The Weeknd.

Because I can't feel my face.

If you try to outrun a car, you're going to get tired.

If you try to chase one, though, you're going to get exhausted.

I got to use the whiteboard at work today, I found the whole thing to be quite re-markable.

I prefer Sharpies. That's just an experience that can't be erased.

i regret making this entire thread.

I don't think I'm all that punny, but I also like to think my puns are on a HOLE other level~ Eh? Eh?

I think you need to keep digging, GhostAsh.

I've got some dirt on the story from a mole. It's a real grassroots kind of thing, still underground. I'm worried some reputations will be soiled.