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No. It's misbehaving again. So now I have to resort to using the touchscreen. B[
Which I hate using for anything other than doodling...
Speaking of which, anybody need an angry valentine? X}

so put your keyboard in time-out!

tbh, that looks like my typing before i fix alll my typos. they're horrendous.

(it's why one of my most common reasons for editing posts is "proofread first, then post" XD

Yes. All the angry Valentines!

...at least for obscene gestures.
Friend of mine once inadvertently pissed off a salesman at a bazar when she wanted to signal OK after haggling a bit, and he read the gesture as an insult.

*screams in frustrated Ace/Aro*
Just had an obnoxious person (seriously, she's just obnoxious in general....but especially today) do the whole reading too much into friendship conversation with me today.
Her: "How's A?"
Me: "Good"
Her: "Good? That's good....are you two an item?"
Me: "No. Hell no."
Her: "It could still happen..."
Me: "Nope. Never gonna. Don't want it."
Her: "A's a good guy..."

I just knew yesterday went too well for Valentine's Hell to be over.

"Next time you shove your nose into my business I'm shitting on it"
Friggin allos and their needto shove two people together. Especially middle aged hetero women

I am a strong, single, dragon mama, who don't need no significant other! *snap*

Here ya go. x]

I don't get what you're supposed to do with this "significant other"
Cats I know. Other animals have guides
These? I don't know! Do I put them in a jar? How often do they need to be fed? Will my cats try to eat them?

Yay! Thank you!
Also, I may have exploded in laughter upon seeing that valentine.
XD

And another important question for asking,
/:\ Why do people think men like cologne and alcohol, and ladies like jewelry and flowers???

:[ What even IS a men? Or a ladies?? <x} And what the heck is it with Lingerie being used for sex?? Why not Lingerie for dudes? 8/ *shrug* Why not Lingerie, movie marathon, slumber party?

x'D hahaha! You're welcome!

Reading all these comments has made me very thankful that no one tries pairing me up with my honorary brother anymore.

Ou@;????
I don't even think anyone's tried to pair me with MY brother...can't imagine the awkward level there. >~>;;;

ene that's a level of awkward I don't wanna experience

And now I present,
Things to do in Lingerie besides it's intended purpose.
Even though literally NO ONE asked for this. Xux;
(As I don't have any lingerie, I just used my nightgown/hand-me-down tank top. x})

Clean around your ears.



Butcher up the national anthem into a hairbrush for some reason.


Sneak out of the bedroom and into the closet where you can scheme!



Take part in a classic mexican standoff with finger guns.



Play a frustrating game of charades.



and of course, direct someone to the nearest exit.

Derpy waddles in. "Can I be at the swumber party too? Pwease?"