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I haven't been able to reach the desert right from the start, so I just counted it with the garden. I still have to explore that place more, lol.

*whimpers* Oh, I KNEW I was taking a chance taking another sip of Coke. Owie owie owie.

Wha-? What the heck happened?

Jaw problems. I went to the dentist for it today. He couldn't find a solid reason for it, but he thought I might have a sinus infection that is irritating a surgery screw.

Oh wow. That does not sound very lovely at all.

Heheh, doesn't feel good either. It's like being repeatedly stabbed while getting an electrical shock at the same time. And it goes on for several minutes before slowly fading. Any moisture on my upper right jaw can set it off. Makes drinking really fun.

... You sound like a cyborg experiment gone wrong.

LOLOL! Considering all the hardware in my face, you're not far wrong.

... -pulls out a water gun-

Of you try to take over my mind, I SWEAR I will use this thing!

Pfft! I took it over several posts back, you didn't even notice. *disarms him*

GAH! -drops gun- -flails- -runs off in a corner to hide-

Aw, poor Gallagher! *hugs* Should I do my best imitation of the woman from the Italian car ad?

Italian car ad?

... You have my attention.

*chuckles* Here you go! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fpSJLMfERU

... I enjoy this ad very much.

LOL, I thought you would!

Hah! I found the Space Hair.

You think you see something as you walk away so you start forward and trip over your own feet. When you fall to the ground your head hits a hidden switch and a trapdoor opens and you fall into a pit of despair. As you stumble around blindly the Magical Space Hair eats your face.
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