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stuff a cat into your shirt?


and tooooeees!

<x'D If cats didn't have tiny razors for fingies then yeah, I might keep one in my shirt for warmth, haha!

well that's why you either have to gt one that likes you or one that will take food bribes

eUe; what happens if they like you too much tho, and they end up diggin' their claws in you over and over because they need you and they knead you? <x{

i think at that angle you are covered x''D

<x'D Oh kitty cats are cute but also poke-y sharp. Hehe!

i've noticed a lot of the animals we like best have that issue x''D

I love owls.
;U; But as fluffy and cute as they are,
they have pointy beaks and like to bite,
and screech,
and have big murder feets. <x'}

There doesn't seem to be an animal that I can think of without any pokey sharpness to them. <:/
...well..maybe goldfish. :/

don't worry about it, we are working on danger fish;

Some people keep small sharks as pets too.

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small sharks????
how the hell would one keep a small shark as a pet without being rich.

It's called living in Long Beach, and stealing one from the Aquarium of the Pacific? <w<; + taking a couple lorikeets for good measure to annoy the neighbors. x}

Bamboo sharks only get about 95 centimeters long so they're popular as home aquarium pets. Epaulettes only get about a meter long as well, so they're also popular for larger home aquariums. Also they're a type of carpet shark which is a hilarious thing to me.

I mean, they're obviously not as cheap as your average goldfish, but my sister used to own one and she's far from rich.

aren't there cute little hand-sized sharks with wiggly mouth barbels? i thought i used to see them for sell at the local pet shops

There are a lot of false sharks. They're pretty adorable.

;3; they are totally valid sharks. don't call 'em false. it's wrong to shark-shame

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