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Well, who'd have the guts to remove the hawk from you anyway xD

I don't know, but the types who seem to make it to manager are the type to lack the sense to not have any caution for that sort of thing. Maybe it would be a good way to weed out the bad ones.

Haha like 'do you want to remove my birdie from me? Go ahead, do it yourself'

It might give new meaning to showing guts.

It'll be legitimate defense too. Because it's your emotional service hawk.

It would also be helpful when you're already at the register and forgot an item, the hawk can go retrieve it real quick.

And it won't leave fur all over your clothes

I kind of already have to deal with dog hair. At least feathers are easier to pick up. They'd have to share toys.

hehe I wonder who'd play fetch better

Good question! But that would be an awesome instagram page with the dogs and hawk snuggling like that other owl and dog one.

Yes! Monetize those pets!!

Give them their own Patreon account? Clicks for treats?

emotionalsupporthawk.ko-fi

I don't really know the right name of the site

Your sister can make some clothes for it.

For the hawk?
Because they're both birds of prey?

Heheh, well it would probably increase the subscribers to see it in outfits for #OOTD. I'd have to teach it how to do makeup tutorials.