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Listen to Zypher, Kaimid. Now open your disc drive.

*opens Kaimid's mouth and shoves a cookie inside*

Now process it.

< Kai: My optical module fails in this small room! >

Ugh.. I'm not going to make your original body... You are a android in this body, you can start drinking oil again and forget all about using the toliet..
.. I'm not making your original body because... Well.. Lets just say their is a convention coming up and it would be amazing for a real Android who looks like android 18 comes.

No no.. Souls keeps his imortality, one soul takes up its bodys entire life span and keeps tweetums living for that many more years.. Right now he is *too many number*... Well lets just say he's practicaly immortal now. And hey Tweetum eats city's too, remember the great city of alantis? Well... Lets just sya it didn't sink.

It would help if you opened them first? I'll scramble you if you don't learn fast. -makes a face at- >C

< Kai: *eats the cookie* ooohh....-/////-

I do not wish to be scrambled, for your information... *hunts for the closet doorknob and tries to open the door* >

D;...Mr. Tweetums is invincible orz...

Well.. My illusions keep him in check... MY GOD.. IF I WASN'T HERE I'M JUST IMAGINING WHAT WOULD HAPPEN!
*My illusions spill flashes of Mr. Tweetums eating cities, burning forests, and deep sounding cheeps being made in the background.*

I think that would be very terrifying if it were irl..D;

... Who said he wasn't real?
Its late, I have school. NIGHT! I hope nobody has nightmares tonight! =D

-Observes Kaimid in an amused manner-

Grip and twist.

Nighty Illusion.

< Kai: Grip and...twist... How many people are in this tiny room? >

That didn't sound right xD *mind goes into the gutter*

shh.. *turns on a light*
I told you I'm going to make you more durable, but I can't stand an audience... >.>

This is where Alex will say 'it will only hurt a little at first.'

>3>

-snickers and slinks away-

Your mind is in the gutter >.>

xDDD

< Kai: I encourage you to be more gentle on my over-sensitive squishy body... >

When is it not?

Kai - Suck it up >.<
*bites*

Zy - lol