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e u e I'm mad because I don't expect for Meiz to touch me. Until like, a year of talking, and snuggling.

X''D no, i was thinking soft-bake cookies and harassing miz

No. It usually turns violent. Because I have to report them to the police. Its an obligation being a guard. Caught a couple having sex behind a dumpster at elementary school once. I have a bit of advice for everyone. Do not charge at a 6'5'' security guard armed with a Tazer with your pants around your ankles.

Kai: I'll probably touch you, just not enough to get you there. >A>
+cruel+
And I wont let you have control of anything. lolol

harassing me?
Why?
-puppy dog eyes-
Don't I treat you right?
Buy all the arts?
Tough you in all the right places ;3
xD

Trak, why... would anyone be stupid enough to do that.
annnd I haven't done things like that sense I was 16.
xD

. . . . *saves to notepad* Oh yeah, you kinky skank, you... There'll be some BDSM dreams tonight. e u e

Trak that is pretty scary and behind an elementary school? i mean wtf? that sounds wrong!! of course you do not charge a guard no matter how hardcore you are! of course you have to call in the police especially if its outside!

X'D sorry, pog is better and i give her my 'arts' for free X''D

@Miz~ Well I'm not sure how long ago but me and my ex-girlfriend we did some pervy things. Tried some remote control things mhmm.

I made out with a friend of mine on the side of a coffeeshop ( which had a rock-oriented club in the basement ) before. eAo;
Just.. because.
+cough+
Though that probably doesn't even count since I've never actually gone all the way. lolol

Kai: ...
=A=;
Right.



... +sees "remote control"+
I'm washing my hands of this subject riiiight now. xD;

-cries-

but but but choooocoooo we coulda been so good

Trak, most of my stories are all with the same guy
xD

/high school sweetheart and all that

meiz, sure it is!
making out is fun too

People do stupid things when they know they broke the law. Taking a tazer to the balls puts a stopper in most criminal activities though o .o

Miz: >A>; All the times I've done it were kind of frantic and confused lolol ( on their part though. o__O;; )


To think this whole conversation started with people threatening me with porn...

Meiz, ALL THE PORN
xD

Noooo Dx
+runs away+

yeah pretty much most anything to the balls would have that affect I would think!