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HARK! This is true. *Pulls the pillowcase over his head and runs around with it, looking through the eye slits (because I know some of you are smart asses) and chases the children (Ultima/Kami, you make a comment on that and I'll thwack you)*

(I think I covered all my bases *Eyes Espy on the one base he didnt address*)

Cron cares for little children? xD D'aaww, so cute! Cron would make a good daddy! Yes he would! Taking care of a few dozen x'D ...after he strips himself so that he's less scary x3

*noms on her cookie* <3

-Giggles-

-awaits eminent Kami-thwacking-

OF COARSE I WOULD! For I am mighty! I SHALL FATHER MANY GENERALS! *Looks too see which Knight should mother his Army...*

.... Or not XD

Nope, not me =P

UWAH. I hope you're not eternally pissed over that >.<

Coarse manly chest hair is manly! D8 He'll whip you into submission with them.

*Flexes and poses* HARK! You have summoned the manly chest piece! And yes, tis true *Atlas pose* For I am manly and not a pitiful fairy man like so many...Elves...BEHOLD MY HANDSOM AND ETERNALLY GORGEOS MANLY ORCISHNESS!!! Yes; you may touch, if you dare...

X_________________x;; I'll be back in a sec, I have to go ... uh... not be a part of this >.<;

*GRABS ULTIMA!* BASK IN MY GLORY, for you know you wish too...*

OK Kami- your next mission shall be simple... Gather me the Dark Elven clans who have allied themseleves with the Divine!

-Sits in the corner eating popcorn enjoying the show-

You can bask in his orcish B.O. too x'D

No, not really actually. Uhh, no. No, sorry. ... No.

I'm just not into 'manly' ^^;

*Flexes beneath a sunlamp of Destiny*