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I jumped. I changed my mind after.

I tried to run, but he had a gun.

The man with no face was right behind me.

While eating, I was told the food was poisoned.

My mind made minty mice into maggoty meat.

I really just want you to know the visual that came with this was not what I needed to see while eating my lasagna.


To cure my sister's insomnia, I helped her sleep forever.

She said: "Don't worry, you won't feel a thing afterwards..."

Sorry. I was just going for the alliteration.

Green goo worms glow from within the grate.

Somehow, after hearing about minty mice and then hearing about goo worms, the first thing I thought was:
Gassy gummy worms growl from the ground

>.> - it's like that nursery rhyme - "Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts"

Let's thank our dinner guest for his feet meat.

It only hurts for only 10 seconds to 24 hours.

I don't know that nursery rhyme, but that sure is some nursery rhyme o_o

Wait. It's a bad idea to look outside right now.

"Death extends his hand. 'We have a deal?'"

It reached out from under me. "Mom?" I asked. Nothing.

My oreo fell in my milk.

My name is- and I don't remember