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hah, urban legend, more like mass hysteria. the stuff people spew about candy dangers every year have literally never been actual problems, big city or not.

i mean, of course there's isolated incidents here and there were people mess with food, but that's... not an only halloween danger. that's an existing in a world where 1 in however many millions is fucked up enough to do horrible shit to random people thing.

Woohoo got my achievements done now to get shop stuff and then complete my fishing set....... time to ticket post like a mad woman

Here is: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/pins-and-needles/
Snopes.

Also. Silly pictures on same topic:

I mean, I have always had anxiety issues and as a kid I was literally afraid of EVERYTHING. So when the cops came into the school before Halloween to warn about making sure candy gets checked before you eat anything, ofc I took that shit seriously. I know it's not a common thing.

Nah, I never had a microwave. Couple years ago my granny used to have one of these tiny sandwich ovens that look similar to a microwave, but when it broke, she figured she didn't even use it often enough to warrant a replacement.

My sis in law found a razor blade in her apple from trick or treating when she was little darn near cut her tongue off




When I was young I always got stupid stuff like caramel apple kits where you get caramel and sticks in a kit to make the apples I got POPSICLE STICKS NO CARAMEL NO APPLE just sticks o.o

I have a microwave I microwave EVERYTHING

My requirements for a kitchen: Have a dishwasher, have a fridge, have a range, have an oven, or failing to have an oven: have enough outlets and counter space for me to have a microwave, a toaster oven, and my electric kettle.

I only have a fridge and an oven, but I do have a raclette set. Priorities.

CANDY THAT MAKES YOU GAY

i ate a whole sack of that shit, yum yum

Why yes I ate some candy and now these strange rainbow dots are forming on my skin. DO YOU THINK I CONTRACTED THE GAY??! O.O

ye bruh

...I've downed entire bags of the stuff in an attempt to feel something, but alas.

OMG WHAT SHALL I DO NOW HELP
*touches everyone and everything in here to spread the gay virus*

I just got the 1000 tickets achievement yayyy