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Id make sure im surrounded by sexy men and women.
And weapons.
And food.
Though if i had my stone walls surrounding my joint, there would be a small farm to produce food.
Small famr with crops and animals.

My underground kingdom would be a lustful place though.
-ponders-

Then you can manage all that and I'll be up in my sniper tower shooting the mindless beasts that don't serve any purpose. Though I'm sure you could hook a zombie up in a gerbil wheel and produce something with them running every now and then.

Market it as: Zombie Power!

Would we be neighbors?

I would think so; my fortress would have a nice tunnel to yours and make things easier in the long run. I could pick up food from you and you could pick up slaves, err new entertainment from me along with explosive traps to put outside.

They'd be lucky slaves.
Who can leave whenever they wanted.
I'd treat them like outside cats.
o 3 o

Hm, to be confined underground with the two of you... I think I'll take my chances with the zombies outside. At least I know they want to kill and eat me. >>;;

I'm not confined, you Butthead; I made the sniper nest for us both

Sure sure. Knowing you, you'll take away my gun when I start shooting off lower heads of zombies.

No, I would only smack you when you start wasting ammo.

It's not wasting when it is amusing the bunny though. owo

Been quiet round these parts lately

Fine, but you get to make the next ammo run then whilst I amuse myself by watching you through the scope, watching your butt jiggle that is owo

Would you at least shoot the zombies if you saw she was in trouble?

Only trouble would be at the end of her daggers

My daggers and pretty and have a splatter guard on them. owo

*Hides in thread* Almost...have...legitemate...freetime...

-hides with Law-
What are you doing?