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I actually could not get the hang of the oboe. Double reed bullshit. XD

BlueBird plays a Lute XD

"Double reed bullshit" brb fucking dying

Uhhhh, I was going to say piano, but you ain't got hands.

KAZOO

Yeah but I gotta plenty of ticklers for all those keys.

But the kazoo may possess beings XD

Espy now is a professional spoon player.

Ain't got enough spoons to be a spoon player.

Unless you find a piano with almost friction-less keys, you're not going to be able to play with your feathers :|

Welp, you're playing forks now. Dunno how. Magic.

Well I was thinking my slimy tentacles ;D

You are great being a Jug whistler now too.
We sound great together ;D

Trisphite Kitchen Band, onwards!

There's this one instrument my friend played way back in elementary school that looks and sounds like someone rubbing a wooden stick along a washing board. Forgot what it's called, but you're now improvising that sound by using a serrated steak knife.

I know exactly what you are talking about, and also cannot think of the name XD

This kitchen band is about to get LOUD.

Since, like that one kid in that one video, you enjoy the sound of an oven as a bass drum. But unlike that one kid in that one video, you use your other hand to skillfully drum upon woks and cast iron skillets with kebob skewers taped together to form a fancy drumstick (the kind that looks like fiber optics on a stick)

Hey, I've always wanted to learn drumming. -has a good sense of rhythm-

You can do percussion with me. You now have a haphazardly-arranged array of glass bottles, which you're clanking away at with a spoon you borrowed from my already-meager supply of spoons.

a djembe with subwoofers

I don't want to break the poor subwoofers

Welp, you're now playing the skulls like bongos.

I'm gonna take it way back and say medieval style piano with wine glasses and water.

I've...tried that. Didn't have enough wine glasses.

Also, you're now playing one of kid!Espy's favorites, the tissue-box-and-rubber-band guitar.

woah i made that too?!?

ur avi plays...the kalimba

Your avatar plays the saxophone or the washboard.

First thing I thought of was the harp. You are now playing a harp.

Bass guitar or electric keyboard