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Tear off the lower half of your dress and reveal a proficiency in lethal martial arts by demonstrating how far my head can fly.

There would be a face off. Magic vs. technology. Lore was more efficient than my fancy casting a flourishing attacks. A single swipe and all my energy was absorbed into his sword.

Stab me and throw me in a lake.

Do some dark Voodoo magic on me making me die a slow, painful death. O____o

me and her we're like matter and anti-matter. One contact and KABOOOM

Magic spear to bind,
Teeth to disassemble.

Choke me to death then slice me up with that fighting fan.

Scarf would latch on to me
and I'd drown in the blackness.

I like that one Pharo. I eat you up with scary teeth you can't see. Creepier!

He would hit me with the fan as dicipline for being to loud in a library. One day I try to fight back but the books he wields power over attack me and kill me.

It came suddenly without notice, but I had seen it coming for days.
One day as I was walking home, a figure had begun to follow me. Back then I hadn't noticed it, but now I'm forced to sit and think about what happened. He blended in with the darkness of the area and followed me where ever I went. This man had been paid to come kill me all over a simple argument I had had with the person that hired him. It was a few days later where he finally striked, his spear piercing me through the chest and he let me bleed to death.

I'd continue, but it's becoming more of a story. 8D

If her stare wouldn't kill me, the little dragon will. Eat me up all proper and dragon-like. *nodnod*

-=What you're allergic to cats?...=-

-=It's alright, I'm allergic to you...=-

She'd raid the ship I am taking passage on. While a capable fighter it's difficult to fight back when cannonball flies through your room and hits you without warning.

She would unleash the powers of the divine and overcome my evil powers!

*hides*

Beat me with that staff until my head caves in.