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Worst. Sandwich. Ever. You got 85 Thousand Grains of Sand!

Step 1: acquire sandstone. Step 2: remove the stone. You got 70 Thousand Grains of Sand!

Maybe there's a cactus growing in all this. You got 67 Thousand Grains of Sand!

Blech! It tastes horrible. You got 64 Thousand Grains of Sand!

For being a paradigm of ubiquity, this stuff isn't easy to find... Well, need more sand.

I like that there's messages for failure of acquiring sand piles

You realized that wet sand is still sand. Time to go diving! You got 81 Thousand Grains of Sand!

This just in, Mr. Sandman reports being mugged for his sand! You got 72 Thousand Grains of Sand!

gurl u get that sand

You sampled some grains. Bleh, definitely sand. You got 61 Thousand Grains of Sand!

And this goes well with the one above:
Blech! It tastes horrible. You got 71 Thousand Grains of Sand!

those do go well together!

then i got:

Worst. Sandwich. Ever. You got 88 Thousand Grains of Sand!

i think we nailed the trifecta

Your scheme to steal castles from the beach paid off! You got 86 Thousand Grains of Sand!

This one is really funny. ^_^

Like stealing candy from a baby...but easier, and less emotionally devastating. You got 66 Thousand Grains of Sand!

Step 1: acquire sandstone. Step 2: remove the stone. You got 81 Thousand Grains of Sand!

Only a grain of sand, tossed by water and wind... Well, need more sand.