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But you have a magical horse! You shouldn't be.

She can use words to hurt me.

Maybe for every mean thing she says, say something super nice back. If it happens enough, maybe it can help?

If I don't cry first xD

Not cool! You can train her dogs to pee on her.

That should be easier, they already poop all over her place |D

Good doggies! She should get greyhounds, they basically come pre-trained.

those might be too big for her apartment.

Ah, the speeding couch potato thing tends to be true for them. I hope I can eventually get one again. Fostering would be cool, but then it would be too hard to give them up.

Then you can say they ran away |D and then the next week you have uh
new ones
yeah, that'd totally work

Brilliant...but I might run out of room. I'm not sure how well they'll stack.

...You can say I ate them. That is...mostly believable. And less prone to questions.

You're gonna need a bigger house, Bio.

Or a place to hide a Drider.

There's already a lot of spiders, so there will be some competition.

I'm sure Drifter can eat them too.

Feel free to eat all the stinging insects. Even at night minding my own business a wasp comes to sting me for no good reason.