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This is a picky beast today death :(

It is. Maybe all of you fed it too much the last time, so now it's stomach is nearly full? But I saw it eat a slice of bacon.

Here is a rack of baby back ribs.

I offer the beast lemon meringue pie

The beast perks up its ears as it hears back ribs, but as it realizes they're baby back ribs it loses interest. In similar fashion lemon pie sounds promising, but lemon meringue pie? Not so much.

*gently places some coffee before the beast*

*offers some of her dinner of stuffed pizza*

Here is a cup of chocolate milk!

what about a plaintain?

I should like to offer the beast a lambchop.

*tries to feed the beast some barbecue jackfruit*

I had an omelet tonight?

I offer up Pork Ribs to the beast!

I offer the beast cherry pie

I wonder if the beast has a taste for fancy foods... *offers escargot*

The beast is wide awake even without coffee, and maybe it is more of a tea person since the offer stays untouched. It doesn't enjoy stuffed pizza, and does not want chocolate milk either. Then the beast shakes its head to a plaintain.

But what's that? It hungrily darts at a lambchop!

For a moment the beast seems interested in jackfruit, but doesn't like barbecue jackfruit for some reason. Neither can an omelet satisfy its cravings.

However the beast happily accepts pork ribs.

Only to refuse cherry pie afterwards.

The beast doesn't look very sophisticated as it wolfs down escargot. Pretty sure it would ignore a book of manners.