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Yah! And Alpha's wearing wannabe shoes! Sandals don't count as shoes! No shoes, no service!

Uh huh....*grabs out flamethrower* Care to change that statement?

Nope. Cause you can't reach me. And Kami's clothed in fireproof clothes. >w>

Hmmm.....*switches out tanks for one with a biohazard symbol and extinguishes flame* Heh heh heh.....

My magical ramune bottle protects me. 8D

*sends my ramune monkey to give Kami a mask to go up against your biohazard stuff* owo

Gah....*throws spewer into waste bin* Back to the drawing board...

Keep trying, but you'll never succeed!!! >8D

So you think....so you think.....*begins scheming*

We need to steal Alpha's brain o.o

Never! It is my brain! *runs away from Kami*

*fires sticky ramune bullets at Alpha to ensnare him so that Kami may devour his soul*

*W*!!! *waddles towards Alpha* Tasty soul, yum yum <3

I knew you'd like my gift for you, Kami! 8D

*gives you a special suit to wear over your fireproof one*

That will prevent the sticky ramune bullets from getting all over you and make you stick to shit. :3

*transforms and unleashes pure energy aura which disintegrates sticky ramune* Behold my new form! Fear me!

*W*

*sucks up your pure raw energy for my own future use*

Ooooh. More energy for me now. 8D

*fires sticky ramune bullets infused with your pure raw energy at you* owo

*slashes bullets with pole axe while also using dark tendril to deflect*