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you can have the uniboobs

I don't want them :(

but neither do i

someone has to have them

You're a uniboob so you get them all.

but if i have more than one boob then it's not uniboob anymore

I'll cut one of them off.

...um. ouch.

No, I'll cut them both off.

Then sew them together.

And then sew them in the middle of your chest.

i'll sew your dick to the middle of your chest >>

I hope you meant, after you cut it off.

-mind in the gutter-

it wouldn't reach otherwise

I...er...exactly.

does this make you uncomfortable?

XD Nah. But I've a pretty vivid imagination. Hahaha. Hah.

...god why am I even awake right now.

It's only 2am here

and donnie's stopped responding on skype (and here) so I dunno where he went

It's 3, and I'm usually not this tired, but I've been sick lately. And don't worry. It takes quite a bit for me to actually start getting uncomfortable.