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You're DISAPPOINTED? DO YOU KNOW HOW GODDAMN LUCKY YOU ARE

Other kinds of love seem milder, though peeps can go off their heads over those, too. Parents who love their kids too much are as much of a problem as those who love them too little.

*pats Exul's head* There there, calm down a bit.

._.

So Santa succeeded in another Christmas. Hopefully our mass genocide of the elves will slow him down next year!

But I gathered some elven forces to create a more fair Anti-Santa Inc. Woot!

And I have less against Cupid...I cursed his mother, Venus, though, to be chained in Tartarus for a few hundred years...and let Anat, Artemis, and Athena take charge...

Good... Good..

*Random jingle comes out of nowhere"

"ANTI SANTA INCORPORATED~!"

I feel bad for spoiling things by making a post that ruins the lovely round 100 number of posts, but I'm greedy for snowlfakes.

so did you guys take down Santa yet?

I'm thinking of plans now.

Perhaps I should have the elves we obtained and have the agree to a terms of agreement on these smart phones I gave them.

Everyone knows that no one reads the terms of agreement! This way we can have them agree to be made into a human centipede that we will weaponized to take down Santa!

No! No human centipedes! Bad Illusion.
Now, what we can do is take tissue samples to see how the fiend modifies his prepubescent slaves into elves. A series of cures could be developed, arisolized, and cure his workforce.

Your no fun -kicks dust-
But yeah that is the more RESPONSIBLE solution.

...
Here... *Gives Illusion an Arthropleura, a man-sized millipede*

Now, back to stopping the true enemy.

Right right....

So have intel that Santa plans on stealing the year 2016 on New Years because he thinks he deserves an entire year as a gift.

I am not surprised, maybe instead of balls we should drop santa heads….

Or maybe just forget all about him and starve him for attention?

But how would the world forget about him?

He feeds off the attention for a lot of his magic.

Forgetting and distorting things never works. Actually, studies show that ignoring bullies incites them to target you more.