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*curls up with Tiva* Alrighty then, I give up. You may come out of the orange infested armpits of Kami with no fear of attempts to capture you.

*Struts in like a super model*
My body is glistening you know what that means.. CONGA TIME!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8v6cZ21vlc

Anti... D:> But I don't want to be anti. *pouts and eats mini weenies. ; n;

Is Alpha being Anti? Or is Anti being Alpha?

*Becomes buff*
YEAAAH!
*Gets a New Jersey accent*
PUT YOUR HANDS UP! PUT YOUR PUT YOUR PUT YOUR HANDS UP!

I... what? My head.... I don't even. > A< Perhaps I should stop trying to make sense of these things. > 3>

Indeed, stop trying to make sense of anything! Muhahaha!

Okay... >.> **crawls out of the armpit carrying a glass of orange juice**

Anti came back and promised she'd stay but disappeared again! ;A;

That sounds like a better and less painful idea. (~= w=)~

*Party's like a jersey shore character*
Oi! Aint this sure a swell party! I feel a push up song playing!
*Does push ups*
UGH! YEAH! FEEL THAT BUURN!

Yeah, that it does. And what, did I hear mention of some orange juice? *looks around*

*Smacks OJ on the floor*
NO OJ! ONLY HEALTHY WORK OUT DRINKS! *Blends eggs, spinach, carrots, milk, and green beans* SEE!? *Pours "Drink" in a cup* NOW THATS A DRINK! *Shoves into Alpha's hands*

I doesn't have any orange juice. Drank up the last of it during dinner. :<

Ummm....okay....*starts to drink what Illusion handed him and nearly gags* Well, it's definitely......different.....

Oh wait! I forgot the special spices!
*Shoves hand in boxers shorts grabbing out "Spices*
Dar we are! *Tosses them in the drink*
NOW DRINK UP SHIMP! AND MAYBE YOU WILL BE AS BUFF, STRONG, AND INTELEMEGENT AS MEH!

I'm scared... ; A; What's going on?!