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i know right? XD it is the face seriously

hullo my lovelies!

Heya everyone! : )
What's up?

*wanders in while nomming on nachos*

Oooh, nachos! Could I have some please? <3

*hisses and swipes at* My cheesy deliciousness! Get your own!

Lol not yo cheese. XD

A guy goes to his buddy's house and sees a large wheel of cheddar on his front porch. He asks is friend, "Hey, what's up with the cheddar?" to which his friend replies, "'s not cheddar; it's nacho." The guy gives his friend a strange look and says, "No, that's cheddar." His friend says, "Nope, definitely nacho" and the guy says, "How do you know?" His friend says, "Well, I was goin' down the road the other day, and all of a sudden something slams into the back of my truck. I got out and saw the cheese layin' there, so I put it into the back. About that time some weirdo starts runnin' down the hill shoutin' "NACHO CHEESE! NACHO CHEESE!" Here, have some."

Lol thats almost as bad as the cat joke.

So a lady was mowing her lawn and she accidentally ran over her cat and severed the tail. So she gathered the tail and the cat and rushed to walmart and one of the people working there was all "Lady what is wrong with you? Why did you bring your cat here?" And the lady goes "Because walmart is one of the largest re-tailers."

;-; Poor kitty! I'm sorry, but I love my cats too much for jokes like that.

I know a tasteless dead baby joke, though.

Sorry ><.

XD man I have to be honest dead baby jokes where ones I could never get into.

There's a book called "Truly Tasteless Jokes" that I have to get sometime.

Lol I got mine from a senile customer who tells me the same one over and over when she checks out.

I have a vocabulary joke I learned a long time a go. And a dog joke.

-Rolls in-

Konbenwa, gold ranger. What goes on?

Nothing here, and with yourself?

Hmm, about the same. I'm just sitting here webbernetting, reading yaoi fanfics.