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See, your Greek philosophy is useful. Punishing humans so that animals can have it better.

My greek philosophy knowledge always comes in the most useful and practical ways, I know

There's probably a lot of helpful tips in taking over the humans. Even more reason to keep you around.

They're there, I just can't access them when I want
they come up when you least expect, like the spanish inquisition

That's when Monty Python comes in handy.

Are you going to watch Glitch's live stream?

And Machiavelli said it’s better to be feared than loved.

Espy are you coming for my weave???

I had to sleep Bio
not that it worked xD

There's nothing that can ruin a sleep more than waking up.

Or having to pee as soon as you get comfortable in your bed

Why not make sure you're...empty, beforehand?

Because I think I don't need
only when I'm under my blanket, all tucked in my bladder relaxes

Just use a catheter.

Phantdom. That's pretty good with how you put everything together.

I should just use diapers. Not much different from regular pads.

Thank you, my Kristine.The chandeliers are so cool but I never find a good occasion to use them.

They could also work for your DragCon booth.

I'm sure you meant the fancy candles, but I'm going to pretend it's the diapers. No need for a toilet break.
I saw that a Brazilian actor was able to see Tammie Brown the three days!! He must've paid VIP three times!! Lucky!!

Was he a number one fan?

Quick, I need new shows to watch before I start thinking about real life.