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but but but but but.... if you explode, you might finally see Death. *crouches and cowers*

and and and I drew you sipping teaaaa... I... I... IT'S LUCID's FAULT *points dramatically*

Just dun eat me ;A; I taste salty and terrible. Lucid might be sushi flavoured. .x.

Bah, such mortal weaknesses do not haunt my Captain; even death himself cowers beneath Asura's mighty boot.

I think Death is a fine lady >O With giant knockers x]

I have 9001 lives. Duchess, are you saying that Boob Pudding is Death?

Cronislee, dispatch of the big-breasted creature.

With glee, My lady.

*After a day and night of searching, Cronis found Death at the cross roads. Tho she was indeed attractive, and her supple breasts awoke a primal instinct still unchained by the power of Chaos, he drew his mighty War-axe. Women, jewels, and power meant nothing; and in a single, powerful, strike he rent the specter in twine. Satisfied she was dead, he beheaded the being and placed it in his head sack. Now; having returned to his ladie's encampment he knelt before the great Asura and bestowed to her the weighted head sack.-

"Even Death is not outside of your reach, my lady."

*laughs as she takes the bag and sets it on the table*

Very well done, Sir Kn......

*Asura opened the bag to see a wiggly mass of pink, gelatinous mounds before her*

.......... *breathes fire*

*ducks for cover* Its under them I swear! They were so perfect; so soft, so round; I couldnt help myself! a war trolphy for the wall if there ever was one! Imagine those over your desk, M'Lady! With a witty quote, somthing like "Victory takes from the Teet of death!" My LAdy, your humble servant seeks only to please you, for you are so powerful and your might knows no end!

Lucid does not taste like delicious sushi. Lucid is an old, rotten Beta Fishwy.

*nips lucid's choulder, just to taste.*

**inserts salmonella into Cron's tummy** >83

GERK! *swats at whith his Naginata! xO

EEKS! Lucivoir uses Reflect.

-hurts himself, but casts disable and kicks lucid in the belly.-

ow. ;A;
Lucivoir uses Double Team!

who upset mis asura now

*Cronis uses leer on Lucivoir!*