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-frantically running circles around lurkers-

OH NOOOOOOOES I NEEDS CANDY!

ME TOOOO! POST WITH ME!

I am posting like...a post man!

Postman?! WHERE IS MY PACKAGE. IT'S LATE DAMMIT!

Where's my package, post man?

JINX!!! TOHO YOU OWE ME CANDY NOW

Oh god, they didn't train me for this. This isn't even my route! I'm covering for Barry! I wasn't even supposed to work today!

It was your last week before retirement too, right?

That's how it always is...

I was just a week out! But I got hit by that stray dog...boss always said I was a postman on the edge, a renegade delivery guy with nothing to lose (but mail). Now I'm gonna have to turn in my satchel. They're throwing me off the route! But I've got one more stop, and that stop is justice.

Sounds like a gritty crime postal show to me.

Well... that does it. 62 candies later. How do I spend them? Wisely, is the answer.


....Imma blow it all on Jack-O-Loots, in hopes of getting bat wings. Thanks so much to all of the staff for the event!

They gave a letter to the postman.

This summer, he's sending it back.

Now it's time to weigh their package on the scales...of justice!

Rita Nadress, Noah Stamps, and C.O. Dee star in...

THE POSTMAN: ROUTE TO REVENGE.

If those were the words to a movie trailer, I'd watch it