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You stumble into this thread, unsuspecting and innocent, when you hear manic laughter and someone charges at you with a spiked banana.

Yes.

A spiked banana.

Those things exist.



At the first moment you can't even decide if you're more terrified by that raving lunatic or the thought of being hit by Napoleon Bananaparte. Are the spikes poisonous? Wouldn't it hurt to have his tiny monocle shatter on you? Why is he even wearing one in the first place? Funny how these thoughts always come when you just should run for your life. The mad guy chases you with his fruit. Maybe this would be the right time to part with your grandma's heirloom, that original Bedlam straight jacket from 1734. You know you want to buckle me up. You want to see me in Straight Crazy.

Make your offer quick, lest I catch you.

your buying threads are my favorites.

uhh send me a trade with however much the monthly items usually cost xD

That should be 5k then.

Thank you both ^^ and Galla, stay tuned - there definitely will be more in the future!

You're welcome! \o/
Have fun getting all tied up.

Can I have fun Tying you up?

das dirty

…..wait am I ever not

no

go take a bath

ya nasty

Death Galla is telling me to go and get wet….. Why are they trying to say that I am the dirty one.

Haha, y'all are awesome! Love it!

Soo I already bought one item, but anyone who wants to donate additional playthings shall receive a priceless invitation to my abode which definitely and absolutely has no kinky things going on. Seriously. That's no dungeon in the basement, it's a... uh, pantry! *nods*

As a fellow back story topic creator, I enjoyed the spiked banana commentary.

*ties Death up in the 'pantry'*

*tries to escape, but dang these old straight jacket tailors knew their job!*

Bananaparte, where are you? I could need some, uh, help.

*gulps and nervously glances at Tiva* ...what will you do to me?

Things that are not appropriate to mention in this thread *Moves you to the bedroom and uses you as a human pillow* Perfect!

*closes the door to this thread then*

Move on, nothing to see here ^^