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Welcome to Smack Quest: the bootleg version of Smooch Quest because it didn’t include my favorite character *cough* me *cough*.
So I’m gonna open mine with bad writing and hookers because I can. The blackjack will have to wait because that’s beyond this fiscal year’s budget.

TL;DR: This is an art freebie thread for Trisphee avatars only.
Play my shitty parody to get a secret code. First person to post a unique code gets several busts (like in this game), so they can make their own game/parody if they want to. 8D
One win per person. All codes claimed. U can stop readin now.

USE THIS FJORM (if you found a unique code):

End date: Feb 24, 11:59PM PST

I GOT THE THJING.

ok

If I were a great artist, and I had the resources, was the creator of this thread, and weren't lazy, you'd win.

In which universe would a hooker party be a bad end? XD

I chuckled at the cinnamon roll ending, but am slightly disappointed tea isn't among the options to order.

Well that was fast. 8D

@boris: kk expect it later today.

@mdom: how about now

@galla: invalid phone numbr. pls dial again

@death: tru, but u left him hanging tho. XD
initially i had a menu with 11+ items (tea was one of them!), but that was too much work, so i narrowed it down to only iconic items in a specific movie transcript

Yay! I actually enjoyed this one and wish it were one of the dates.

i mean, we recruited sparx to make a date for this year, maybe i'll invite bluebird to make a shitposty mess next year

*touched*

u know me so well

bby

u n i

we r cut from the same cloth

u think any of these other losers could make a masterpiece like jello?

no

only fucking idiots like us