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Omg! You guys...you are all bears!!!

Raaaaawwwwr! Ferocious bears!

Adventurous bears! With worm sidekicks.

I'm a bear made of pieces of all the bears I've killed

Murderous bear?

I said I'm a bear made with scraps found in the dump

And you definitely absolutely positively had nothing to do with those scraps ending up in that dump?

Ah, right... FORAGING bear.

More like raging bear.

Hey, I'm not the one bleeding or a pirate...

I had absolutely definitely positively nothing to do with some other bear bleeding.

Totally self defense.
And you can't prove otherwise...

Just a public service announcement...

Please keep your dogs penned or leashed. You might save a bear.

*puts sign up*
Bear self defense lessons. All levels welcome.

bears : )

Kaderin' isn't bleeding that is merely red fluff