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So it seems my system isn't exactly up to par. Next time I'd rather not rely on a big red button. I need something that works better. Like a watchdog. A metal watchdog. And hyper technologic mind enhancement which allows me to see a couple of hours into the future.

Fortunately Archaic Antiquities can provide me with both. Unfortunately they'll only accept runes as a payment for Clockwork Spring Pup Gerald and Clockwork Spring Headgear. Therefore I am looking for a tradesman to upgrade my home security in exchange for aurum instead.

The contract will go to the lowest bidder or anyone who can reliably prove not to be a burglar.

epilepsy trigger warning but

Looks legit. Your work credentials convince me.

I'm not a burger >.< autocorrect put that so I'm not deleating it lol but anywho I'm not a burglar, I'm a Yoda ;)

Talk like Yoda you do not. Wary of your grammar I am. *scratches chin*

Yoda and Gizmos love child am I
Mogwai with a force of food after midnight I do

uh
send trade whnever you're ready I guess

Alright, I'm nevertheless giving this one to mdom because she posted first, but I solemnly promise to enter your avatar contest, Gizzie. Sounds fair?

Y'all get to enjoy future buy threads from me anyway