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i'm such a nerd i know that the artist has not played the simes
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<u< *coughs in ancient greek theatre*
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Ooh ancient Greece jokes. Perhaps you would appreciate some renaissance humor?? https://i.ibb.co/GnWZMgP/fa0c90b1915...7b9327c94f.jpg |
Our drill instructor was at the end of his rope: An airman’s ineptitude was driving him crazy. Getting in the airman’s face, he demanded, “Whoever told you to join the Air Force?!â€
Snapping to attention, the airman proclaimed, “The Navy recruiter, Sir.†|
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So if one gets liquefied, do they become juice, slime, smoothie?
Cuz a bowl of Kitjuice sounds dirty |
Probably some manner of slurry.
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Possibly
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slurries cannot wear hats tho'
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Quote:
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That joke has subtext?
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I didn't get that 'the other side' meant it was trying to die.
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This is news to me
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hahaha, i guess i am too good XD
does this mean i get a pardon for illegal punning? |
No you do not.
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nooooo!
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There were 5 chickens to begin with.
One chicken disappeared. Did it cross the road? No one knows. Some claim it did a strange dance on the side of the road. Some claim they saw it waiting by the bus stop. Where could this chicken have gone? |
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<x'D I don't even play D&D, and I fell off the couch, ahahahaa!
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Why did the Panda eat the Chocolate left on the table?
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littl3chocolat
because the panda misses choco a lot?
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You read my mind! OMG @.@
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>/ what? you two are just panda'ring now
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One day, Einstein has to speak at an important science conference. On the way there, he tells his driver that looks a bit like him:
"I'm sick of all these conferences. I always have to say the same things over and over!" The driver agrees: "You're right. As your driver, I attended all of them, and even though I don't know anything about science, I could give the conference in your place." "That's a great idea!" says Einstein. "Let's switch places then!" So they switch clothes and as soon as they arrive, the driver dressed as Einstein goes on stage and starts giving the usual speech, while the real Einstein, dressed as the car driver, attends it. But in the crowd there is one scientist who wants to impress everyone and thinks of a very difficult question to ask Einstein, hoping he won't be able to respond. So this guy stands up and interrupts the conference by posing his very difficult question. The whole room goes silent, holding their breath, waiting for the response. The driver looks him dead in the eye, and says : "Sir, your question is so easy to answer that I'm going to let my driver reply to it for me." |
SO this elderly couple have been married for 70 years. One day the wife is on her way up the stairs and pauses to straighten a picture then realizes she can't remember if she's going up or down so she calls to her husband. He calls back that she was on her way up to take a bath.
Once the wife gets to the bathroom she starts to step into the bathtub then pauses and calls again. "Was I getting in the tub or getting out?" The husband sighs and grumbles to himself "Sure do hope my memory never gets as bad as hers" and knocks on the table for good measure. Then he yells, "Honey I'll be up to help you just as soon as I see who is at the door!" |
It's not delivery,
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liquified
wait for real? XD i guessed it right?
what is this feeling of impandaing doom merskelly that is my favorite post. from pizza to real estate. i love it XD |
Merskelly wins the thread.
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Yussssss! >x} I win!
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That was cool
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I see your "chicken crossed the road" and raise you a better one.
Why did the ghost cross the road? To get to the Other Side. Y'know, the Afterlife. |
since we are in the month of november which is right before the month of december which is christmas month
what are santa's workers called? |
-Dying laughing at all these jokes, ngl-
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