You underestimate me.

Boom

Only reason I have to go to bed at 5 AM is one of the housemates gets pissy if I'm still up when he gets up to go to work.

>D i think i can say the same!

what, is he the sort to sing in the shower and walk around in his pants?

Pretend to be asleep till they leave lol

close your door and type softly?

I'm down in the basement. My bedroom is on the second floor, and he's just a crabby old fart.

well then piss on him? or is he the dishes guy?

I'm the one who does the dishes most of the time. I'm also a glorified dog sitter, only I don't get paid.

well then double piss on him!

Both housemates treat me basically as free labor. just because I don't have a job, though I've tried to get one.

well are you paying rent or is your labor your rent?

labor is the rent, but I was supposed to be getting paid $25 a month.

ah, gotcha

The one housemate tries to gaslight me, too. she'll bitch that I'm so expensive to keep, but then not even 20 minutes later, say I should add non-essential items to the grocery list.

well, you could make a note that she specified the item, or even better have a place where the list is kept and if someone wants something added they have to write it in themselves so you can take a picture and have proof? and if they don't want to participate the items don't get added?