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*stares at jack hammer...begins whacking the ground.* "wait...."
*pulls out a pokeball* "go sandshrew!!!! "

"use dig!!!" *dirt explodes out of the hole* "I found these creatures yesterday and captured one, intending to use it for food, but they can dig!" >:-)

15 hours eh? Looks like were gonna exert a lot of effort here. Allright everybody move back a bit cause this is gonna be a blast. *summons 10 Goblin Techies*

Allright my minions! SUICIDE ATTACK!!

Goblin Techies approaching the target area.

*WARNING! TECHIES WILL EXPLODE IN 10...9...8...7...6...5...4*
*The techies explosion has an AOE of 5m each btw*

... -throws away spoon- Yeah... No. -watches the strange critters instead-

wait!!! *stops the techies from their attack*

Ummm guys, I suppose I warned you that my minions will be blowing theirselves and leaving a large damage and impact. I mentioned a while ago that they have an AOE of 5m. In other words, please do run for your lives so that you may not be blasted into smithereens.



My minions look like this for all of you to know.

"goblins?! my mortal enemies....." *pulls bow out and begins shooting at the goblins*

-stares at Sin- ... If you're going to just blow up our entire base with this, then please, don't even bother with your little... minions, was it? Because, as wonderful as it would be to have the dig done in ten seconds flat, it doesn't do us a lot of bloody good if all of our defenses are destroyed in the process and we lose control of the area!

-shakes head and wanders off to do inventory of the supplies-

aw man. Oh silly me, I forgot My minions are experts of bombs and can actually plant remote mines, they're powerful bombs that can be controlled by remote and does great damage at little aoe. how's that?

Hum... -wipes his hands clean as he looks over to the hole in the center of the crater- Now you're getting into the right sort of thinking. So long as you make sure the explosives are placed properly and won't start a total collapse of what we have now, I've no complaints.

... Granted, I'm not in charge of this mess to begin with, but... -shakes head- It seems like our lovely leaders aren't exactly around most of the time when needed.

oh god. what have i missed this time
every time i leave >< you guys are CRAZY XD

A drink would be lovely, Dreams.

It can't be helped, I suppose. Letting these fellas do whatever they want is exactly how we had our first accident around here. They can build walls, sure, but do they know a damn thing about safety precautions? I don't think so.

I don't think these people realize that our medical supply is limited, and the more people that get hurt, the less of our forces we have at our disposal. When we hit water, what happens? We all just go home? Then what, leave our discovery to be stolen until we come back? I don't think so.

... -sigh- This drink doesn't happen to include alcohol, does it?

I enjoy this role.

Nursy, no alcohol for you, yet. And I do know about safty precautions, I just chose not to instigate them.

Well, to be fair, you at least kept us from more damage than you caused. But I think I deserve a drink or two! Come on!

I haven't caused damage to anything but myself. And lay off the booze 'till you aren't tending to anyone, healing people drunk is not something you want to do.

A little buzz wouldn't be that bad! Besides, I have Dreams to help me. See? It's fine!