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Hehe~ I have several of pretty much every type. Never know when you'll need a body. *Snuggles a few dead bodies like they are stuffed animals* Here you can have one! *Hands Ducky a dead guy*

-puts the corpse in his pocket, to deal with later- Uhm.. thank you? Yes.. much appreciated..

You're welcome~ *Throws female corpse into water after drilling a hole in its head. Watches brain matter drain out with fasinated expression*

-sits dow non the endge to observe-

hhmm..

-sets up a tripod and camera-

For more detailed observation at a later date, you see?

Yes, I do~ *Takes out notebook to note observations*

we shall be able to Zoom, watch in slow motion and all manner of useful things.

All very important things. This must not be missed! *Sets up other cameras and throws in another corpse, male this time* To make sure our notes are acurate.

surely we need at least another corpse of each sex, to make sure our results are valid?

*Eyes pond* If it is big enough to hold 'em, I've got enough corpses. We also need to do it at different times of day to make sure the information stays accurate with all variables.

There are a lot of variables to take into consideration. This may take a lot of corpses and time.

Of course. Thankfully we have cameras and benches and I brought a piknic. It is a perfect day for that, we even have corpses in the pond!

-lays down underneath a tree and stretches out- This is the life. picnic and corpses in the pond. What more could we want?

*Flops down beside Ducky* Not much~

What do we have for this picnic?

Sandwiches, salad, eggs, rolls, pie, and a lot of other stuff I don't remember. I packed for an army, hope you don't mind.

I don't mind at all. I hope the army doesn't either, since they wont be getting anything.