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3... //lifts
ughhhhh >///< ren y u so heavy?

*gets legs into bed moving body into* Cause he is a boy!

ughhh.. ren D: you need to eat less ;-;

Nah.... more to mummify! *helps finishing putting Ren in the tanning bed*

//closes the lid
okay he shall be done in a week right?

-poofs in the corner- Um why did you just do all that to a dead guy?

wait a minute *looks in tanning bed* Who did I just put in there?

ummm... nothing >> wait.. ZOMBIE! dont freak out anyone. i got this.

*goes to get the official humans vs Zombies weapon.... a sock ball* Ren... you died..... that was you..... *throws sock ball at Ren*

-kills self-

//grabs a shovel.
QUICK WHILE HE IS DOWN LETS CUT HIM APART AND BURY HIM!

Mizzy! *goes and tries to preform CPR and fails miserably*

D: no!!!! not mizzy ;-; //mourns over dead body ;-;

Dead Mizzy > Zombie Ren

That it is.

yeah. way greater than D: not even equal to. lmao!
sorry ren XD!!