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What do they say o.o

Strange Duck people steal their tails and wear them?

Now I am fully confused xD

well, what would you imagine might happen if you had a bull in a china shop? Remember china is very fragile xD

Um well what if it was a well mannered bull?

It's happened XD The Mythbusters tried it and the bulls actually walked around the shelves, trying not to bump into them. Only a couple things fell and broke. I'd look it up on Youtube but I'm on like ... the world's slowest computer right now >>;

It's still a bull. I doubt the store was designed to accommodate something of such size, so the likelihood of breakages are higher no matter how well mannered xD

A couple things is still a couple too many! I'm trying to run a business, not some sort of experiment!

... Wait.

Alright, scratch that, bring in the bulls.

Lmao I'm sure a well mannered bull would be fine

They're actually pretty graceful creatures, but no matter how well mannered they might be, they're still huge. Huge is always going to be a problem in cramped spaces with fragile objects.

like.. a well mannered bull isn't going to have any more luck getting into a car than an angry one.

Not all are cramped lol

And not all have the right amount of space for a big animal like that to pass through. Even in the Mythbusters experiment, some shelves were knocked over. Not as many as they were expecting, no, but it happened, because you just can't get around having a size like that.

XD okay okay I was just joking around

You know what would be better than a bull in a china shop?

A giraffe.

I fucking love giraffes man