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Achievement Unlocked: Go Back to Bed

Meant to ask, "Do you want coffee?", nearly said, "Which color do you want?"

Achievement Unlocked: Shattered.

Well, it took nearly 23 years of full on klutzyness, but I finally managed to break a glass.

Best part was that it was also halfway full of cranberry juice.

You okay? No shards in you?

I'm good.

It was a clean break.

The worst part was the clean up.

And it was the cutest little glass with geese on it, too..

Sorry Hun, it happens... I broke a piece of depression glass.... it was a short drop onto tile

I've broken like 2 glasses in the last year....

An achievement would be "Congrats! You woke up before 12 pm!"

Congratulations! You've gained the Achievement "Daywalker"!

"Normally a nocturnal being, you've crept along in the dark long enough to see morning's light....get to bed, dangit! It's 10 in the morning!"

Achievement unlocked

Hitting yourself in the eye orbital with your bed post..... at least I didn't get a bruise

Acheviment unlocked
Getting the first slap on a tattoo that you don't have.

Achievement Unlocked:

Getting poked in the eye with your boyfriends nose...

Achievement Unlocked:
Get into a bar without getting carded

Achievement almost unlocked
Get kicked out of inlaws house.

Achievement unlocked: Peer pressuring sister into buying her own laptop so she'll leave mine alone...

Studying for 8 hours straight before an exam
Achievement: College Freshman

Staying up for 3 nights straight because of so many papers and tests.
Achievement Unlocked
College Sophomore