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Just read over the past thread page again. Missed some posts the first time. Salone, I might be disturbed by that description of yours if I wasn't still laughing at the "quivering haggis" comment. :p

Oh, and my the way, given that Dara just took out a good chunk of it, not sure how much of Priest's head is left to eat.

Must away now!

Darn. Quivering haggis was my undoing. I'm now going to have to deal with being a flesh-borne hellspider that has been set on fire. This going to be...fun.

Fried chicken comes to mind.

BBQ meat spider. Serves up?

I envision various body parts blasted around the area, slowly crawling aimlessly while on fire, until the very moisture is cooked away from them and they are unable to contract and expand the muscles. Can't wait to describe flesh popping. Guess I'll just actually write it instead of spoilering it here.

What is all this about "quivering haggis" your all going on about?

GUH. IT...IT'S ALIIIIIIIIIIIVE. -shakes around a bowl of wobbly almond tofu-

Some people seem to think that I sometimes make disturbing and/or funny descriptions of just what happens to my characters.

You would have had to encounter a haggis to get the reference. My brother had one at his wedding for his grandfather's "Ode to the Haggis" speech (lots of Scot in his family. Less so in mine). It was mostly for show but people tried it anyway. Tripe and other wierd things stuffed inside a sheep stomache, I think. It's this football-ish looking thing, beige or brownish and run through with white veins. It's charming. :)

Salone, you can try to wierd me out with your crawly flaming extraneous body parts but unless you've seen Dead Alive you'll need to up the gore level a little more. ;)

Hey, hey, Suze, what did young Shealtiel look like?

You're just going to make me try, aren't you?

Do it. I dare you.

Arsis...just so you know, if Na'lsa survives he is most lilely goimg to turn his full fury towards you. Fair warning.

Yeah! One of Na'lsa's prevoius meals can chew its way out of his back and attach itself to (what's left of) Mathias' face! And then when Mathias' holy light thing sears it in half the legs explode on his robes, then the upper half can extract a couple extra limb from Na'lsa's left-overs, stick them into it's torso and then walk itself over to Innon while the entrails that fell out of it can wiggle their way up the crosses and start freeing the other undead!

:D


EDIT: or, they can all erupt into black flame.

He's eaten several Dybbuk over the RP, not to mention a Saint, random people and a good chunk of Dante. He's pretty much collecting as much raw material and DNA (slut) as he can. I'm going to ask permission to attack Arasis' character here, Suz.

I have no qualms with it. I'm not sure how I'm going to fight the remnants of a burning meat spider, but shoot.

You can fight, but no killing each other unless one of you is all right with rolling a new character >_ (And I'd hate to lose either of them)

Maybe talk about it in PMs before posting to come up with something good.