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But within myself, I found an answer: a pass, retrieved by my own ticket that was scanned to retrieve it. We sped to the lost and found with great haste, weaving through crowds of those who recently watched the water show. We nearly drowned in their hurried behavior...

-Watches intently- And then....

And then, in presenting the pass to the lost-and-found, we were put to the final test, to see if we were genuine swash-buckling adventurers instead of filthy thieves. We passed... and then celebrated with a feast of good proportion.

8D That was an amazing story!

Thanks. *turns it in for the night*

-poofs into his spot-

-pushes Ren out of the spot- o3o

-stares- ... How does a little Duck push a big Ren?

with his wings.

... Uh... Huh...

Well then.

I have always thought myself a human sized duck, as i am able to enjoy the same things humans do. If i swan can break an arm with a wing, what could a massive duck do?

... One question then.

How do you fit inside a desk?

was it ever stated that the desk was of normal size? I don't believe so. I have also developed Tardis-like technology with all my spare duck time. After finishing my intelligent sentient pond i moved onto that project.

... You horrify me.

Why is that?

You could probably kill me if you wanted to. And here I am, letting you chill in my lab. The hell, man.