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You want lab?!

*opens the dungeon, limps down the grey brick stairs to the middle of the room - surrounded by tubes and glass on burners and machines whirring and clicking and snapping*

HOW'S THISSSS??!

... -low whistle- Wow. I forgot we had this room. -looks around- -spots a skeleton in the corner- ... Riiight, that's where he went...

*laughs maniacally!*

*goes to check on the rabbits in the left corner* I don't experiment on them. I just like bunnies!

... Meh. The altered bunnies upstairs are cuter.

*pokes head in*

Anyone here right now? :0

Aye. How's the Ari?

I'm back. Sitting here watching a documentary on lions.

... Did they die?

Naw, they're doing fine, oops, except for that poor lioness with a broken leg. For the most part they're thriving. The zebra and buffalo on the other hand are going DOWN!

Yikes, broken leg! Poor thing.

...

-feels no sympathy for the others-

Yeah, prey animals are a dime a dozen. I root for predators every time. Sadly a broken leg is a death sentence for a wild lion.

...

Sooo... She is dead then. Why did you lie to me!

I didn't! I said EXCEPT for her.

She was the only one that mattered!

What, the cute l'il cubs didn't matter?

... You make a fair point.

-grabby hands at the cubs-