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... Have you finished your cleaning yet?

Clutching the grapes in my hand, I start down the hall towards Gall's office. I smell the mutant before I even turn the corner, the stench threatens to cause me to lose the last ten meals I had. Pinching my nose closed with my free hand, I peer around the corner and gulp. Gall didn't mention that the beast was over 7 feet tall or that it had teeth that could bite through a limb with no effort. Gathering up my courage, I step around the corner and the monster instantly fixes its beady little eyes on me, snapping its teeth as if in practice. I lift the grapes up and wave them and the mutant quickly focuses on them, drooling. Taking this as a good sign, I fling the grapes as far down the hall as I can and watch the thing lumber after them greedily. I dart into Gall's office and slam the door shut, glad to have a barrier between myself and his "guard".

mostly, ive lost my work lanyard so im still looking for it

That kinda sucks, Ashy. -hears a door slam- -peers over his shoulder and grins- Oi. Looks like we're about to have us some fun, doesn't it?

since when are mutants attracted to grapes?

Well. A lot of them used to be human. You don't think they totally lose who they were when they change, do you? Please. That's just plain silly. -shakes head- Honestly now.

Thank's Apple.
I need to do some cleaning here too..
( I guess I'll just enjoy this little .. episode )

Mutants....? o Ao What kind of lab is this?

... If mutants surprise you at this point, you have not spent nearly enough time with us.

I guess I haven't. o 3o;

O3O YAY MUTANTS ?

I head over to the desk, which is cluttered with all sorts of paraphernalia and hand-written notes. Glancing around the office, I see shelves lined with jars that I REALLY don't want to inspect closely. Turning back to the desk, I open the drawer he mentioned and see the file he mentioned. Pulling it out, I open it and instantly start cursing Gall, his ancestors, his descendants, and life in general. Of course he couldn't bother to tell me that he wrote the file out in code...

Closing the file, I take it and head back toward the door. Gall is just going to have to translate it for me. Opening the door, instead of the hall I see only a huge reeking hulk filling the frame. I slam the door shut again and realize I'm trapped, with no more grapes...

-tilts head- ... Huh... That doesn't sound too good.

Does anyone happen to have monster snacks on hand?

i have pork curry, similar?

... Sounds close enough to me!

yeah but youre not getting any :P