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Granted, but you'll be stuck in there forever.

I wish I had a pet goldfish made out of bacon o 3o

Granted but your fish needs grease to live in

I wish for a neon purple fish that cleaned my tank!

Granted, but it cleans by throwing it out of the tank...

I wish something was on TV...

granted but it is a marathon of barney
i wish it could be next saturday

Granted, but it's 11:59 PM on next Saturday...

I wish I could have a few pink commons...

Granted but that is all that is left in your inventory.

I wish i could work out today

Granted, but you craved ice cream and decided to eat it instead.

I wish my job paid more.

Granted, but you hate it profusely...

I wish I could fall asleep earlier...

Granted, but you have nightmares.

I wish I had more purple and black items.

Granted but you only get two more...

I wish for my hair to be dry

granted but now it is too dry and cruples away when you move
i wish i could have bolin as a pet

Granted but you are now terrified of it

I wish for money trees

Granted, but it grew monopoly money.

I wish I had fenris's pixel skills.

*not a bad deal*

Granted but you don't know how to do anyhting else.

I wish i had monopoly games.

Granted, but that's all you ever play...

I wish my computer would stop being derpy and work properly...

Granted, but your computer screen grows too small to see anymore

I wish for yummy food!