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Muahahaha! I am evil!

Apparently so.

Oh well. At least things can't possibly get worse.

Herro everyone. o wo I see there's stuff happening.

Yeah. Lio is going to kill us all. Except me. I'm already dead.

Uh oh. . . I forgot about the turkey cooking in the oven. Or at least I think it's an oven. I set it for 430 Celsius for three hours.

... Celsius? Do you have any idea how hot that is?

Lio's gonna kill everyone? What? O 3o I think I missed too much...

Um, hot? Like, Ryan Renolds shirtless with water running down his chest?

Crystallyn; I wouldn't kill everyone.

And I gotta sleep so if I disappear, that is why

Says the fat supercomputer that smothered me to death.

Oh, okay. o wo; I thought I'd be on the kill list for ignoring Tris for about a forever or two. > w>

Who you calling fat! -Whacks Gall's dead body.-

Oh god, my still twitching limbs! Why!

I'd help with the twitching... Would band-aids work? o wo;

... I want to say no.

Gall~ //licks
Mmmm....

Licks!! That's a great idea, Asami. > w< *covers one of Gall's arms in band-aids* Can't hurt to try. o wo;