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Have you ever really tried breaking 550 cord? Damn near impossible. *shoots Illusion with tranquilizer dart, then shoots another one for good measure*

*Becomes a black guy*
PUNY. DARTS DID NOT.. UUUGGHH.. DO..UGGGGGH.. SMAASH!
*Smashes through*

*watches the whole thing like a movie or something*

*ninjas with Tiva to higher ground* It might take a bit.....you will go out for quite a while though when it finally does hit. *pulls Tiva in close*

YOU. PUNY. HAT. ME WANT TO SQUUISH LITTLE MAN. HELP. OR ME SQUUISH PUNY. HAT!

Tiva: Nothing much. Just trying to hide from Illusion. o wo;

*Tranquilizers finally take effect*
Ara.. Ga...
*Falls and faints*

Oh god, I hope they are ok.

**Sits on couch next to Belial and hands some popcorn**
O.O

*laughs in triumph* It seems I have won and most definitely gotten the girl. *leans Tiva over romantically and kisses*

hey its traq'd! ...i wonder if itll change back into a white dude o.0

What're gonna do when he wakes up? o wo

*shares his scones and tea in response to Lucid's generosity*

*Wakes up*
Dis swagger can't be stopped!
*Struts down to Alpha*
ALPHA, I CHALLENGE YOU TO A SWAG OFF DOWN THE WALK WAY! WINNER GETS ALL OF MY HEALTHY WORKOUT DRINKS!

Ummm....okay....how about I just let you keep all those. I mean you obviously love them given how...."ripped"....you are.

NO! I MUST BE COMMITTED!
Now time to find out what the secret theme of our walkway will be..
*Opens envelope*
NO! IT CAN'T BE! ITS. ITS. ITS..
NINJA SWAG
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7g9WjcGdxuM
*Dramatic music*