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yesterday was my 21st birthday so I drank at bars and got into a gentlemen's club for free and a free lap dance

Hahahaha oh my that must have been a lot of fun XD

It was, and I used my weird talent to impress the sexy waitresses

Hahahaha oh is that so? Like what?

well at the tilted kilt there's a shot for the ladies called a blowjob and I was surrounded by the waitresses and I put the whole shot glass in my mouth with no hands and drank it with little to no mess. All the waitress were impressed and asked if I had experience with it LOL and the guys sitting at the table next to us were impressed too XD

pfffffff oh good lord XD

yea, it was funny doing it then I went to b-day bitch mode when they were trying to charge me $6 for a shot

Hot damn, you could buy the liquor to make them with two shots XD

but I told them the fault and then I got it for free thanks to the manager

Oh wow nice man!

progress is lookin' good demo!

Hahaha thank you fey : ) Workin on the jumper patterns now

I really need to get my act together and get on things...but for now you may have my motivation ::hands over a jar of glitter and broken rhinestones::

Hahahaha I don't think those will help but thank you

but, it's the magic jar of my motivation! well, that and the only way I've figured out to keep glitter from getting EVERYWHERE! It's hermetically sealed with wax and everything!

I need to redo my angry bird uniform