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ermm my name is not Steve >.>

Oh noo.. Your name doesn't have to be Steve to be my slave! I just can't control you...
And.. OH HEY HERE HAVE A COOKIE! Now sign this document without reading it!

Someone say cookies?

Y-yes! Cookies! Just sign this document without reading it, and you can have some delicious cookies!

meh im not a big fan of cookies!! and I always read!

Blast! My plan is foiled!
.....
Well I seem to have constructed the Portal device but.. IT'S THE SIZE OF A CALCULATOR!? HOW WILL I POSSIBLY GO THROUGH THIS FRIGGEN CONTRAPTIONS!?
NEEEEEOOOON! I DEMAND YOU EXPLAIN TO ME WHAT HAPPENED!

You're looking pretty SLENDER there Marik, in fact, there isn't much muscle there at all.

WHAT!? But just check out these ROCK. HARD. ABS. I have loads of muscle! My nickname in High School was.. Um.. Lots of.. Muscle... Marik... Man... Y-yes! That's it!
As for you Slender, go... And.. Shut up.

and then i POOPED IN HIS TOILET!!

well obviously you ordered the cheapest one right? and Slendy that was a great one!!!

Ashy.. Just wtf.
I don't think I've laughed that hard for a while.

Well I am just glad Ashy pooped in a toilet otherwise the stench would have been awful!

Evil tacos for breakfasssssssst~

Yes evil tacos...
*Eats taco*
.... I really do believe this council needs more evil. So starting right this second EVERYONE BECOME 20% MORE EVIL!

And what the FRIIG you pooped in a toilet!? Is this somehow relevant to Yugi Muto? WAIT! THIS GIVES ME A BRILLIANT IDEA! What if we go to Yugi Muto's house... Poop in his toilet.. AND DON'T FLUSH THE TOILET AND LEAVE! Aaaah he will go into the bathroom and go "EEEEW! Who forgot to flush!?"

Is that like 20% cooler?

Marik could you keep it down a bit, I was trying to play a game and now I died because of you... -_-